I'M FREAKIN OUT RIGHT NOW, FREAKIN OUT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLORIA! REMEMBER I CAN BLACKMAIL U!
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LD audi... I dunno...
Drama Queen said I was great... and better then her(SHUT UP YY!)... probably out of niceness.
Cool LD senior has no comment...
LD girl I tried to hug wants to add pain to my misery...(;D)
PSL Hillary says I'll b ok...
PSL Elissa says I'm worryin over nothing...
BFFs says I'll get in(even though most of them hv never seen me perform it)...
... *sigh*
(back to perky self) So! A LOT of u r wonderin how I would react if I didn't/get in ELDDS... So heere's a rough guide to what might happen...
(start of the day)
Me:WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!? GIRL GUIDES?(FYI girl guides rock...if I do get in, I learn how to build stuff with a hammer and hunt for wild animals to eat in the forest and cook them over a charcoal fire thing) I DIDN'T GET INTO LD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Random classmate no.40(we only hv like 38 students in our class): What's goin on? What r u screamin about?
Me: (repeats)
Random classmate no.40: O... I see...
(runs over to 1J to tell Drama Queen and Angie who miraculously came to sch early) Both of them: WHAT?!!? R u serious? It must b a mistake...
(cryin) Me: No! It's not I million-checked... I'm not in LD.
(tryin to comfort) Both: It's ok! Audition again-
(cuts them off) Me: I hate the world!
(five seconds later) Me: Wait... (realises that I'm hatin the wrong thing) I don't hate the world! I hate auditions...
(twenty seconds later) Me: Wait... (realises I'm hatin the wrong thing again) I hate Drama/ Theatre/ Acting!
(a minute later and still whinin) Me: Wait... (realises I'm hatin the wrong thing again again) I don't hate either of them... I hate SNGELDDS!
(storms off towards class)
(DQ and Angie kinda stunned) To each other: So... wanna go to Mac's later?
Afterwards, during assembly, while the ppl r prayin, I yell: Life's unfair! I hate everybody!
I get dragged away, screamin and kickin ppl's shins.
In class, I hv a bad attitude, like when teacher asks me a ques., I reply: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Durin recess, DQ, Angie, Fats, Nutsy, Lek Ee, Nicole, Jamine, VA and other ppl who r busybodies crowd around me, tryin to comfort me(or u all better b...) I confess the shockin truth: I don't hate LD... just the sec ones who got in LD.
By then, several "mysterious" deaths hv been reported in the sch. No comment.
I borrow Drama Queen's fully-charged cell to call Gloria/ Denise/ Shuning/ NZ/ Shannon's phone since we're all hvin recess/ cuttin class at the same time. Their reactions:
Gloria: Oh... You noe what I got for my B'day?
Denise: OMG, r u serious? I got in theatre and u didn't? How can?
Shuning: What the heck? Go and kill them all! I'll help!
NZ: It's ok! Try again next year! Sure can get in!
Shannon: (sighs) Nevermind! St Nick's LD is not even gd...
Then I call the police and try to report and DQ would grab the phone from my hands and apologise while tryin to explain the total lie: I'm sorry. My friend just got out from the metal hospital... yes, we'll send her back in... Don't worry about a thing.
Then DQ and the rest would try to prank call sb to cheer me up and I would laugh so hard I fall on the floor and start bleedin(I always thought I'd die that way) but live, coz it was only my knee.
Afterwards, they'll get a wheelchair from the infirmary and push me around in it. But DQ would not touch it(if u dun get it, nvrmind)
When we get bck into class, my mood'll improve and I'll ans the ques. asked by the teachers to the best of my ability... Teacher: What is 1+2? Me: --+++-+10002939489.
After sch, I'll tell my mum and my mum would scold me: Why did you even love drama in the first place! I told you many times, you will never suceed.
In the evening, my cousin Celine would call and she'll help me plot the fall of SNGELDDS.
The next day at sch, all my BFFs/Fs would come to sch super early to check that I did not kill myself. I would surprise myself becoz I didn't even think of that.
A month later, I would create a Drama Rejects Clubs and we would beat crush ELDDS with our play 'How dare you reject me and throw me away?' which will be acclaimed worldwide and ELDDS will hv nothin but a few loser- ahem, I mean loyal fans while we get the fame and no fortune(c'mon, we act coz we love). A few years after that, I'll claw my way up the ladder of fame and win awards like Golden Globe, Oscar, Emmy and what not and will not thank a lot of ppl.
A few years after that, I'll retire early becoz I'm already a bajillionaire(is that a word?) and buy an island and start a exclusive island resort and ppl would hv to pay 6000++ to stay a night in the hotel/ resort.
I'll die of happiness and I'm not married. I'll go down in history as the best actress/ singer in the world.
If I do get in... I'll probably won't.
~Sim
P.S Don't b dissappointed(sp?) if this all doesn't happen. This is purely just crazy talk.