Almost 13

OK, I totally ♥ LD(ians)!!!
They gave me an awesome bdae! With a cake and everythin! Even Ms Praba gave me choco! ^w^! YAY! Awesome-ness!
Thanks to everybody in Sec One LD and some other kind souls who wished me a happy bdae(Although I didn't noe how they knew)... I love all 18 of u! Each of u are special and made for LD! I love u all so much and u guys can bug me as much as u want abt ur bdae! Sry if I seemed un-responsive... Giogi dragged me to run to her class and back in like 5 secs and I barely had enough air to breathe(runnin is not my thing)... and Kat wanted to go "toilet" but in the end, it never happened becoz YY sandg in her loudest voice- Happy Birthday so I was totally shell shocked. I remember YY sayin we'll help u celebrate instead of I, so I 'm shmarticle!
Thanks also to my classmates who sang for me and Stephanie(maybe unwillingly), but still nice!You are all in pitch. And I love post-its!
And thanks Ee Ning for super-shit. I shall treasure it for the rest of my life. :D
I like nice smellin bread. :D
HOLY PENS!
~Almost-bdae princess Sim

I get to sing, nobody can stop me! LALA!

YAY!
Its gonna b my bdae!
LALA!
So... Ee Ning has been yellin at me to shut up and stop singin Hoedown Throwdown and High School Musical(I only sing the last line of the song:'HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!') so since 2moro is my sorta unofficial official bdae at sch(since April 10 is Gd Fri), so I get to sing as much as I want! And also, I'm pray hopin that YY will not embarass me infront of LD... This is not a statement. This is a threat... she'd beta not, or else...
Also, 2moro is also Stephanie's bdae!(SHOUT OUT!) so since we're the bdae princesses, we get to do wateva we want(I'll have to explain this concept to her)...
I still remember my last bdae... De and Shu got me hair products(thanks!)... how sincere! Thtas wat I wanted! And now the remainants of the cream/ lotion are mouldin away in my bathroom cabinet. :D Seriously, I'd rather it be sentimental than anythin else... I won't look a gift horse in the mouth, so as long as I can tell that u've put in effort in ur pressie, I'll put in more effort for ur pressie! I mean, its true wat they say, what goes around, comes around... If u're a gd fren, I'll be one too!
Thanks so much to everyone who's ever given me the best gift of all- your truest bluest frenship!
And shout out to my fave LD peeps- Sam, Chelsea and Giogi! You guys are awesome!

Back to the Basics

You noe wat, the Earth revolves around the Sun, not the other way round.
Some ppl dunno their science.

OMGosh! My angel AND mortal are so AWESOME! My Angel(unknown) likes HSM! NO way! I do too! I think its fated that we became angel & mortal!

sentiMENTAL

SARAH;D rox.
Shes so awesomesauce!
And shes writin me a poem for my bdae!
YAYz!
See? Sentimental value.
To Yong Yi: Remember, sentiMENTAL value. *wink wink*

Enlightenment

OMG.
Accordin to my Pri Choir senior- lww.blogsome.com was supposed to 'enlighten' me. Go there to be enlightened.
Now I'll have to burn my eyeballs.
And yes, Carolyn- he does look like a duck.
Yuck.

So, my birthday...
I dun want gifts from my ppl(except for Ee Ning; you HAVE to give moi)... Just cards will do! I mean even if ur drawling is suckish, as long as u put in effort, its fine! And I want a wordy card.
And if u reali wanna give me a treat, do somethin nice for me... like learn the HOEDOWN THROWDOWN for me(and the lyrics) and perform it for me- no mistakes, no foolin around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRiT05TWwE (how to dance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33nlGjyW-18&feature=related (music+lyrics)
Or maybe *ahemSarahahem* write me a nice poem- something looooong. Umm... you can also do some nice things for me... like a nice(emphasis on nice- NO RUBBISH EE NING!)... Maybe a watrecolour painting... Or, for my BFFs- a nice looooooooooong phone call.
If u insist on presents, then I suggest that you dun buy anything HSM or TWILIGHT related, coz I'll probably have it already... except for the Twilight Saga Guide. Craft materials- can do. A new pencilcase that's bigger than my current one. Something for my phone... A new book(make sure I dun have it already)...

Other news...
sourmath.com
DUN GO!
Ee Ning and Gen think its funny.
And if u do go... video urself.
Muahahaha!

I'm currently re-readin BD.
I know I'm obsessed.
So?

加油 NZ! My heart is wit you.
My heart is wit everybody.

You'd beta b linkin
I'll b thinkin
Of ways to be killin
If u ain't willin
WORD

Pointless

WHY?!!?
Why such a difficult poem?!!?
Why racial harmony IN S'PORE?!!?
Why must the two other authors be from a SEA country?!!?
WHY?!!?
*emos quiety*
Should I change to Christmas? Or CNY(pls no)?
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!?
GIVE ME A SIGN!
ANY SIGN!
*sobs*
*pictures A1 for Lit flyin off*
:(
...
... ...
So next week...
Friday...
Is...
GOOD FRIDAY! YAY!
No, seriously... its more important than that...
it's...
A SCHOOL HOL!
YESSSSSSSSSS!
No, wait... I think its somethin bigger than that...
Its... yep, MY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Ooops... gtg.
Save me.

Speed of Dark?

My ANGEL wrote to me!
YAY!
Happy happy ducky...
And today, in physics, I asked Mr Lin wat the speed of the dark was, since no one actually wanted to tell me. I really wanted to noe. He said there was no such thing.
I'd assume that the speed of dark is the same as the speed of light.
I'm such a genius!

Slackish slug

Slack day...
So boring...
No hw...
...
WAIT...
Fats juz told me there was HCL hw..
Wateva...

Stairway to confusion

OK, I was readin this Twilight fic called 'Questions' and there was this question: Do stairs go up or down?
I dun think anybody has thought about this so I'll let this settle at the bottom of ur mind first.
Do stairs go up or down?
I dun think there's a right answer coz even Edward (Cullen) doesn't noe the ans, or so accordin to the fic, but if it were me, my ans would be:
Stairs go up and down, dependin on the person walkin it. If u're headed to level below u then the stairs are goin down. If u're headed to the level above u, then the stairs are goin up. But that is not the point. The stairs will only lead u to ur destination. It doesn't determine where u r headed. The stairs do not have any control over u, therefore the question is not 'do stairs go up or down' but 'r u goin up the stairs or down'.
There was supposed to be a meanin to it, but some point in time, I forgot...
Heh.
The other questions:
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
I dunno
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
I'm assumin- yes.
How do they get the air in bubble wrap?
It think the seal the bubbles first then heat it so the air in it expands. I'm smarticle!
What would happen if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time?
The whole building explodes.
What do mermaids eat?
Sea-food.(Geddit?)
What about unicorns?
They are real... rarely do ppl see them, but when they do, they're so mesmerized by them they forget to take a pic. This doesn't apply to me only, other ppl also-ahem. Nothin.
Are there female leprechauns?
Yes.
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Sry, ask Ee Ning.(;D)
Why is the fear of long words Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia? (FYI this is an actual word)
... I dunno coz I dun apply, in fact, is there a word that means 'love of long words'?
What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitsu?
A puppy.
Can you put a hobo on house arrest?
I'd like to think yes. If hobos(grammar?) get house arrest then the gov. will give them a home to arrest them in. YAY HOBOS!
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He ate his beard coz he didn't have a shaver.
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but always ducks whensomeone throws a gun at him?
Coz the gun was aimed at his head.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
He is not an egg... he's an egg-head... Get it right!
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest would he make a noise and would anyone care?
No, he would rather die than betray his art.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4954524/1/Questions
~Sim
P.S Try ans. the ques. for urself!

I'M NOT A NERD!

*attemptin to stop procrastinatin and write a letter to mortal*
Oh hellooooooooo there! What a pleasant surprise! Hmm? What that? Am I busy? Not at all!
*waits for lameness to wear off*
Ok, so Edward was way retarded yesterday... u noe he's like sooper-obese rite? So yesterday, he shamelessly wore this ugly singlet(yes, singlet) which showed-off his ham-like hands and stomach(Fang Qin observed that his tummy bounces when he walks)... And he was irritatin us to hell by repeatedly 'cussin' ("OH SHOOTS! OH SHOOTS!" x399) GRRR... I think he might just be actin... but then again, who will be retarded enuf to want to willingly be teased?
We did basic water colour... WHICH WAS SPAZTASTICAL!!!!! OMGosh! I was totally on fire! I rock wit water colour! And I'm usually bad at paintin... so... bonus points!
Anyways... Vivo was kinda boring coz I only had $100+ in my wallet and have to save... just got $12 frm my Gpa... um... ok... I bought a new book(which is half finished by the way) and a notebook and an art pen... yup... talk abt savin...
And major noob Ee Ning will not help me download music! I WANT HOEDOWN THROWDOWN AND S CLUB!!!!!!! 7:(does this look like a pouty face? Tilt ur head to the right...)
I realised that I haven't even started on my D&T hw... so gonna die... its graded! OMGosh! And I'm goin out soon... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I want more time to finish my hw! ... Wait.. that sounded totally nerdish... um... forget I typed anythin...
Heh.

I'm so deep today!

I updated my blog... so you hv nothin on me... NOTHING!

OK, I'm goin to VIVOcity aft art class... so I might not post anymore for 2day, but here's a vocab word for you thats big and means so much and is a great motion for debating:

CHANGE.

WARNING: Pls do not be offended by the followin paragraphs.

Of course change is unavoidable, but it makes a diff if when you change for the worse instead of changin for the better. Now, the big issue between frens is changes made between the end of P6 and Sec1... two of my BFFs(no names mentioned... find out urself) are kinda upset wit each other coz of CHANGE. One is prepared for movin on while the other is still holdin on to memories... Is it so bad to move on? Is it so bad to NOT move on? Moving on doesn't mean forgettin, it just means welcomin the future, but if u try hard enuf, u can put ur memories into ur future... If u wanna keep in contact wit ur old BFFs, all it takes is a phone call or a SMS. But this war-ish thing is gettin too far and I wanna play a part in endin it.

This is my message to you: CHANGE IS IMPORTANT, AS LONG AS U CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. MOVING FORWARD IS GOOD, IF YOU DUN FORGET UR BEGINNINGS.

Ooooh! Cliffy!

Pop It,
Lock It,
Polka-Dot-It
Country-fy,
then Hip-Hop it
Put your hawk in The Sky,
Move Side To Side
Jump To The Left,
Stick It, And Glide
Zig- Zag Cross The Floor,
Shuffle in Diagonal
lWhen The Drum Hits,
Hands On Yo Hips
One Foot In,
180 Twist
Then a Zig- Zag,
Step and Slide,
Lean In Left,
Clap 3 Times
Shake It Out, Head To Toe
Throw It All Together, Thats How We Role

Yes, that is what I've been obsessin over this week- THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN.
And shockin news- Hannah Montana the Movie opens in the US on me bdae... and CATS the Musical opens in S'pore on me bdae 2... muz show support!
Hmmm... yes... my bdae...
What do I want... hmmmmmm.......
I WANT IT ALL!(sry... had a HSM3 moment)
Ok... I want-