Adventures of Sim-a-phone: The Beginning

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I GOT MY VERY OWN CELLPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
U must b thinkin But u said ur mum said that u can't hv a fone till u r 16?
I was thinkin that 2... but on Fri, on my way to sch wit my dad drivin, I complained to him about the disadvantages of not havin a fone... after the LD incident(there was no LD last Thurs but I was the last to find out coz I didn't hv a fone)... so yea, they discussed it and this was what happened yesterday morning at 7.15 am:
Mum Me talk thoughts actions
Get up!
groans
I got gd news that I noe u'll love!
What? Gasp, do I get to go to the US for this June holiday? prays silently...
We've decided to get u a fone!
Shucks, no US... typical- wait! I get my own cell!
Yep! That's what happened! And I didn't even dramatize!
YAAAAAAAAY!
My fone is Sony Ericsson W595 white+hot pinkish red! Preeeeetty pretty!
It was soooooooo cheap! $100+! I'm kinda scared that since it's new yet so cheap, it won't b gd...
It already showed signs of laggin today... sigh...
I've used up a lot of my battery coz of my curiousity... so what, I like to explore!
I've pretty much gotten used to messagin wit my fone...
And oh my goodness gracious me, I used 27 out of 300 sms-es already! Wah!
I wanted the Student plan which has 100mins and unlimited sms but noooooooooo my dad wanted the "Classic" plan which has like 200mins and 300 sms-es... why me?!!?
But I'm thankful... coz I got the best fone ever and u don't! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
My number? It's beautiful!
U want it? Now? But this is cyber-space dah-ling!
Fine, it's 96******
Happy? Sooooo pretty pretty!
Oh, and btw, I finished Gossip Girls and the Ashleys: u noe you r jealous!!!!
Nicey-nice!
Ok, need some more time to admire my precious baby!
Tata my lovlies!
~Own-a-phone-Sim
(is this like the shortest entry or wat?)