Mama, I'm 14 now

Once upon a time when I was just a kid
You never let me do just what the older kids did
But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Once upon a time I used to play with toys
But now I'd rather play around with teenage boys
So, if I get a hickey, please don't have a cow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt
I get my best dancing lessons from you
You're the one who taught me how to "twist and shout"
Because you shout non-stop
And you're so twisted too!

Once upon a time I was a shy young thing
Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing
But let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Once upon a time I used to dress up 'Ken'
But now that I'm a woman, I like bigger men
And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Ma, you always taught me
What was right from wrong
And now I just wanna give it a try
Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long
So please give a push and mama watch me fly

Translation: boring

I'm such a bad girl.
This should be illegal... but... what the heck.
I know it's dead.
But I'm here to sprinkle some water of life to this wilting plant occassionally.

I can't wait for UK TRIP!

A certain annoying pig whose name starts with Ee and ends with Ning is spamming my cbox.
She is the shadow of humanity.
What a pity. :(

I'm 14!
I had a great birthday! YAY