Monday, April 26, 2010

Mama, I'm 14 now

Once upon a time when I was just a kid
You never let me do just what the older kids did
But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Once upon a time I used to play with toys
But now I'd rather play around with teenage boys
So, if I get a hickey, please don't have a cow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt
I get my best dancing lessons from you
You're the one who taught me how to "twist and shout"
Because you shout non-stop
And you're so twisted too!

Once upon a time I was a shy young thing
Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing
But let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Once upon a time I used to dress up 'Ken'
But now that I'm a woman, I like bigger men
And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how
Cause mama, I'm a big girl now

Ma, you always taught me
What was right from wrong
And now I just wanna give it a try
Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long
So please give a push and mama watch me fly

Translation: boring

I'm such a bad girl.
This should be illegal... but... what the heck.
I know it's dead.
But I'm here to sprinkle some water of life to this wilting plant occassionally.

I can't wait for UK TRIP!

A certain annoying pig whose name starts with Ee and ends with Ning is spamming my cbox.
She is the shadow of humanity.
What a pity. :(

I'm 14!
I had a great birthday! YAY

Monday, March 22, 2010

Rambling

According to many many MANY people have told me my blog is dead.
FINE.
It is.
Kinda.
But its weird if there is a large gap between posts, but whatever.

For people who don't know me well, or are blind, GLEE IS MY NEW OBSESSION.
It is now on my wall of fame.

Also, my Term 1 PPR sucks.

And I got drenched under the pouring rain today... even though it was a short walk from school to the nearby HBD carpark.

I'm angsty right now.

Life sucks when you are stupid. :(

I think this space should be used more constructively from now on. (If I ever post again).

Let's see how many of my friends will notice this post...

Hopefully none... So I can do whatever I want in this space and no one will know!

~Sim